Funkalicious Avocet

Description

Ow, we want the funk
Give up the funk
Ow, we need the funk
We gotta have that funk

It’s an American Avocet… sorta… if they had funk 100 years ago, when it was made to look like it was carved…

Check the sig on the base: DSPEER ’17

Is that 2017? 1917? Does it matter? (well, it might, so: yeah, it’s 2017, and that’s nothing Dave is trying to hide)

What if you took a beautiful American Avocet, and rearranged it to be a grapefruit, a plum, and two cherries? One fruity bird, that’s for sure. And then torch it, beat on it, and rust up the metal parts.

Oh yeah, this avocet’s got the funk.

Dimensions approximately 8″ high x 12″ wide x 5″ deep